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Golda Mier”Even a secret agent can’t lie to a Jewish Mother. I was raised in the Jewish radition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on Saturday and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on Saturday. The optimist sees the bagel, the pessimist sees the hole. If you can’t say something nice, say it in Yiddish. It’s not who you know, it’s who you know had a nose job. If it tastes good, it’s probably not kosher. After the destruction of the Second Temple, God created Loehmann’s.

No one looks good in a yarmulke. Who else could have invented the 50 minute hour? Why spoil a good meal with a big tip? WASPs leave and never say good-bye. Jews say good-bye and never leave. Wine needs to breathe, so don’t rush through the kiddish. Remember, even Sandy Koufax didn’t play ball on Yom Kippur.

There’s nothing like a good belch. Florida is the land of milk of magnesia. It’s always a bad hair day if you’re bald. Pork is forbidden, but a pig in a blanket makes a nice hors d’oeuvre. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.